nokate (hhh)
hada wa7ed kheyna tka3a m3a mratou wa7ed enhar, whouwa yemchi lel9ehwa m3a s7abou, whouwa yerje3 m3a hadik ejouj dial ellil, wel9ahaa na3ssa, whouwa yektibliha fwa7ed elwar9a :"fey9ini m3a esseb3a bach nemchi elkhedma" elmouhim essiyed n3ess. elghadlih fa9 m3a elwe7da dial le3chiya, wel9a 7dah wa7ed elwer9a mektoubfiha :"noud, rah esseb3a hadi" !!!!!!!!!!
hada wa7ed khiyna kan ghadi bwa7ed R4 howa i7rag dow l7mer howa ichado wa7ed lmerda ogalih ara lia wra9 tomobil,ja bay inchat m3ah mol tomobil ogal lih 3lah l R4 3andha lora9?? howa ijawbo lmarda o gal lih : wach mayd7akch m3akom lwa7ed a sa7bi??!!
9alik hada wahd khayna 3aych 120 3am mchaw 3andou 3olama bach ysoulouh kidar hta 3ach had mouda kamla;iwa mchaw 3andou w sowlouh "kidarti?" gal lihom tal9 fia nafss o makant9ab7ch m3a bnadm gal lia chams bayda ngoul bayda gal lia kahla ngoul kahla ;homa ygolou lih "ma ymkanch?" gal lihom "maymkanch"
Gallik hada wahéd léhmar (hachakoum)kaytsara fél ghaba, chwiyya banét lih wahéd loughzala, houwwa ygoul liha:
a sbah él khir al ghouzala (avec un air dial énouggane) ou hiya tjawbou, galét lih, sbah el khir al hmar, houwa ygoul liha:
wachti daba, wa bla tékhsar hédra aawtani 3el sbah!
a sbah él khir al ghouzala (avec un air dial énouggane) ou hiya tjawbou, galét lih, sbah el khir al hmar, houwa ygoul liha:
wachti daba, wa bla tékhsar hédra aawtani 3el sbah!
galik had wahd mkallakh ou wahd 9afz... hadak l9afz gal lmkallakh: chouf ana dki 3lik donc ila sawwaltak ou majawbtinich ta3tini 1dh wila nta sawwaltini ou ma jawbtakch n3tik 100dhs ( khiyna tay9 frasso .... lmkallakh 3la niytou galik wakaha... dazt liyam...
-L9AFZ: achnahiya 3assimat frança?
-LMKALLAKH: hmmm.. ma3raftch.....
-L9AFZ : ara 1dh.
-LMKALLAKH: hak
-LMKALLAKH: achnahoua l7ayawane li kaydzad 3ndou jouj dial rajlin ou mni kaykbar kaywalliw 3ndou tlatta dial rajlin?
-L9AFZ: blatti... ma3raftch..
-LMKALLAKH: ara 100 dhs:)
-L9AFZ: hak... blatti ounta achnahoua had l7ayaouane?
-LMKALLAKH: ma3raftch haka 1dh...
-L9AFZ: achnahiya 3assimat frança?
-LMKALLAKH: hmmm.. ma3raftch.....
-L9AFZ : ara 1dh.
-LMKALLAKH: hak
-LMKALLAKH: achnahoua l7ayawane li kaydzad 3ndou jouj dial rajlin ou mni kaykbar kaywalliw 3ndou tlatta dial rajlin?
-L9AFZ: blatti... ma3raftch..
-LMKALLAKH: ara 100 dhs:)
-L9AFZ: hak... blatti ounta achnahoua had l7ayaouane?
-LMKALLAKH: ma3raftch haka 1dh...
galike hada wahed le3roubi mecha lemdina
houwa yelgua moul polo galihe bechehal had le3jeb , galih 10 riyal houwa yechri jouje
darhoume felkhobze oubda tay9essi
moul polo tferchekh bdehke houwa ygoule lih le3roubo: tadhek alhmar, 3la tiyabek ezzine
houwa yelgua moul polo galihe bechehal had le3jeb , galih 10 riyal houwa yechri jouje
darhoume felkhobze oubda tay9essi
moul polo tferchekh bdehke houwa ygoule lih le3roubo: tadhek alhmar, 3la tiyabek ezzine
gallik a sidi hada wald nansi 3ajram falmadrassa tay9ra.. chwiya b9a kayabki 3la l2stad bghite mama howa ygollih l2stad ra7na 9arrabna nssaliw walakine ddari b9a waaaalou bghite mama o b9a kayabki howa ygoul lih l2stad ra7na kolna baghine mamak o ssabrine
hada wahad dari jeune bra yadzawaj,3ajbatou wahad dariya zwina,mcha yakhtab,sawlouh darhom fach khadam,ghal lihom kanbi3 flard,homa yzawjouha lih,kishaboh labas 3lih,wahad nhar kan babaha o mamaha ki doro f darb ghalaf homa yalkawh dayr farracha,homa yabdaw 3lih yak alkafar ,dhakti 3lina galti lina katbi3 flad(kishab lihom il vent les terres,homme d'affaire ),howa ygol lihom ,mali kdabt 3likom yak ana dayr farracha o kanbi3 flard...
lek hada wahd lbrkani(mkallekh) chaf wahd lbnita w3jbatou bgha ykhtbha,mcha lddar 3nd bbaha 9allou rani chft lbnita dialek w3jbatni wdaba rani jit nkhtbha,ja bbaha 9allou raha mazala sghira mazala kat9ra,ja dak lbrkani mchi drb twiur wrj3 m3a 6h,9alou wach khrjat wlla mazal mawslat? 
galik hada wahed tilmid mkalakh ma7afadch a alwan lakhdar kigolih byad o lahmar kigolih sfar...mohim ostada tla3 liha dam galt lih ghada jib bak (ton pere). mohim lghad lih jab bah o galtih chof a sidi walfah mkalakh flalwandih 3almo chwia galiha wakha. alors dah m3ah l7anot dialo (khadar) barko hdah o galih yalah zid nwarik al alwan hanta chafti had maticha raha 7amra wila kanat safra raha khadra....(kamal 3lih)
galik hada wahad l'2ostade sawale talamide diyalou: ayna toujadou jibale al rif hata wahad ma3raf howa yjawbou wahad lamkalakh :toujadou jibalo al rif fi al kharita
galik wahad ostad nawad wahad galih arsam liya chi haja kat3abar fa sabora nad dari chad tabachir ahmar odar no9ta fa sabora orja3 glas ja ostad galih rak marsamti walo galih dari hadak ostad 3azi tayakmi al garo.
hadi wa9i3iya wa allah al 3adim(wahad al barkani kan kaya9ra m3ana f'al 9ism okan mkalakh f'al 3arbiya wahad nhar sa9sana ostad lora al 3arabiya a3la wahad al bayt chi3ri galina achkon i9dar icharho liya hata wahad ma3raf icharho s3ib ja al barkani al mosama(nkass ilakh)3ala yadih galih al bayt howa al manzel(la maizon).
gal lik wahed lmou3alim gal ltalamid diyalou achnou houa le pain bel3arabiya? jawoub wahed almoujtahid houya ygoule lih houya lkhoubz. houya isouyal wahd l kassoul gal lih ou le lapin achnou houya a ouldi? jawbou lkassoul gal lih houa lmssamen a oustad.
galak hada wahed l mo3alim ja ghadi yqari wahed l qissm jdid w l modir mcha m3ahh w wrahh l kissm w wrahh wahedd diri galihh hadak ra kassooul bla ma sada3 rassek m3ahh
lmohim daz liyamm wahd nharr hadak l mo3alim gal wlahh hta njarbo ktb 1 f saboura w galih chnahowa hada dri galihh wahidon galihh mziane howa yrsam difda3a hda l wahed galih w hadi howa ygoulih dri difda3ata3achar
lmohim daz liyamm wahd nharr hadak l mo3alim gal wlahh hta njarbo ktb 1 f saboura w galih chnahowa hada dri galihh wahidon galihh mziane howa yrsam difda3a hda l wahed galih w hadi howa ygoulih dri difda3ata3achar
hada wahd l osad gal n talamid ye resmo tobis o fwestha nas bda y dor wahid rsem tobis bla nas o galo osad faynoma nas galo daba3ad kherjo
galik hada wa7d loustad 9aloulih bila radi ymchi i9ri fl 3roubia ou loustad mabrach houwa itl3 lih dm ou 7lf bach l9ism li radi ydkhoul lih radi i3tih l3sa mziaaan fach dkhl 3ndhoum mcha 3nd lwl ou hwa i9oulih bach trditi hwa y9oulih blmr9a ou hwa i3tih l3sa 7sab dakchi li fl mr9a ou hakak 23456..7ta lkhr ouhwa i9oulih bach trditi 9alih ra blmska ouhawa i3tih l3sab ha lmska ha ndr ndr ndr ndr...
hadi wahde l magana ila ssm3ate l kdoube kate soné ! tsslate sana o wahde 2 drari chedo natija o baw imchwie 3ende bahoume bache igololihe ch7ale jabo ! lmouhime galihe 1er jabe 10/20 hia nite tssouni dike l magana o galihe la khore 12/20 ou hia tsouni 3awtani galihoume bahoume ana fache kente gedkoume kente kane gibe 20/20 hia nite terte9e dike l magana lol hhh
Au cours de la récréation un petit gamin demande a sa petite copine de jouer au docteur
moi je vais mettre mon doigt dans ton nombril la petite accepte , un moment elle sursauta
et cria: eh! c'est pas mon nombril ça! et le gamin dit: ce n'est pas mon doigt non plus
moi je vais mettre mon doigt dans ton nombril la petite accepte , un moment elle sursauta
et cria: eh! c'est pas mon nombril ça! et le gamin dit: ce n'est pas mon doigt non plus
hada wad tilmid kassoul dima kai nawad sda3 f l9ism wahd nhar 9alih loustad 3tini joumla fiha ina galih ina lousstada nadifou galih 2inat galih ina li lahi wa ina ilaihi ragi3oun galih 3 inat galih ina loustad nadifoun ina ina!!!!!!!
ka9lik hadi wahed mo3lima ktbat f saboura = o swlat wahed timid achnohya had la3lama : ka9liha a3lamat 11 na3ssa
hada wahed loustad sewel talamid dyalo chkon ye3tini smit 3 zawahif nad wahed lweld o galih:kayen bou brisse,ou mou brisse, o brisse sgheyer hhhhhhhhhhh...
gal lik hada wahd lostad gal wahd tilmid matbkache thdr bdarija f l kism.ma3linache,tilmid mabkache tayhdr b darija.
wahd lmarra lostade kan taychrah ddars, nakkaz dak ddari o gal llostad(LAM AFHAM ADDARSA YAA OSTAD) lostade gal lih wache mafhamti walo ga3 o howa igol lih (WA TAKOULO) ya3ni mafhamt walo o tgoul
wahd lmarra lostade kan taychrah ddars, nakkaz dak ddari o gal llostad(LAM AFHAM ADDARSA YAA OSTAD) lostade gal lih wache mafhamti walo ga3 o howa igol lih (WA TAKOULO) ya3ni mafhamt walo o tgoul
hada wahed lmo3alim srak9 lo chi wahed f drari d lk9issem ssabssi. o hta wahed mabghach igolih chkoun , mcha jab ma3 chwya dyal atay f lkasse, o bda taysswal drari wahed moura wahed : ach hadchi o tayk9olih tilmide : atay swal lakhor ka9lih chay mohim bka9 taysswal wssal wahd ka9lih achno hadchi ka9lih dkka ,ka9lih lmo3lim jbad ssabssi limak jbad
Galik hada wahde loustade dkhel 3ende talamide dialou ou galihoume jebte likoume 7arfe jdide ou houwa ikteb lihoume 7arfe sine te7tou 3point galihoume hada 7arfe ssss ou galoulih rekbou fjoumla moufida galihoume ssss a7 sssss a7
galik hada wahd austad m3a talamid dwalo waynod wahd kasol ho wgol atamana limadrassati 9anbola doriwa wa li ossetadi sakta 9albiwa watalamid 3otla sawfiwa yawgol ostad ahsanta ya fata wasifro 9ad ata wagadan satotrado mina madrasaa ^_^
galik hada wahed tilemid mejehad tebarekallah begha leousetad yechof no9etate de3efo f logha ale3arabiya galih ghana3etik asemae w te3etini adedade dyalehom w howa yebeda
loustade:saghirone??
tilmid:kabirone
loustade:tawilone??
tilmide:9asssirone
loustade fetah lah lemeghari???
tilmide :sed lah te9abi hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
loustade:saghirone??
tilmid:kabirone
loustade:tawilone??
tilmide:9asssirone
loustade fetah lah lemeghari???
tilmide :sed lah te9abi hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
galik hada wahed l 3azzi rakeb fune mercedes blanch!! daz 7da une fille et a baissé la vitr pr la draguer! gal liha " ki jitek a l ghzala" 9alt lo " ki coca f tellaja"
galak hada whd rajel 3ando waldo kassol,stale,zrage,ou daymane yji howa tali fla classe daymane daymane....ou whd nhar whd gal lbah chof dih lmirican rahom ykaiwhom tamak mazyane hada madare rajel sifto lmirican ou fate un ans hadak dari 3ayte lbah ftel galo aba rani jite 7 flaclasse bah gal kifach ana waldi yji 7 ou howa kassol mcha ysawale 3lih men dkhale lkahom kayakraw ri 7 fla classe ya3ni daymane tali
C'est une conversation entre une maîtresse d'école et Toto : Toto : - Madame, madame, est-ce que je peux être puni pour quelque chose que je n'ai pas fait ? La maîtresse : - Mais bien sur que non Toto, on ne va pas te punir pour quelque chose que tu n'as pas fait. Toto : - Eh bien, ça va alors... je n'ai pas fait mes devoirs hier !
hada wahad lmo3alim gal ltalamid dyalo rasmo wahad lahmama fl alwah rir nssafa9 ouhazo lalwah wahad tilmid marssamhach galih finahiya lahmama galih dak tilmid rir safa9ti ouhiya tir m3a chrjam
hada l oustad dar nou9ata f saboura houa isawal talamid chno houa hada ma3arfou i jawbo wahd lkassoul galih hadak fil jay man b3aid
galik hadi wahd deria f frança 9ar3at ch3arha mohim mchat ta9ra dayra foulard ohia tgouliha la maitresse haydi foulard gatliha dik lbant dsl madame je suis bouteille. haha
galik hada wahad l osstad gal l talamid dialo chekon inod lssabora o yarssam chi haja manarfhache.kola wahad wache rssam o kolchi 3rafhom l osstad.ohowa nod wahad rssam no9ta hamra b9a l osstad tayfakar oma3raf waloo o howa lyo9ol lih ache hadchi gal lih dari hada wahad l3azwa tayakmi belil...
hada wahed lbarkani mca lmaktaba ou gal l moul lmaktaba 3tini wahed lktab t sads(ce6) gal lih moul lmaktaba mab9ach ou howa ygoul lih lbarkani :3rafti chnou 3a dir 3tini jouj dial talt
galek hada wa7d l2ostad m39ad dima kay sawal talamid bach t3achaw li kay goulih lmar9a kay darbou ou kay 7sab lih barbat 3la 9ad lmakla ha btata ha zitoun halkhobz....wa7d lmarra mcha 3and wa7d galih bach t3achiti galih ghir balmasska galih halkaghit ha lmasska ha ndagh ndagh ndagh
galik hada wahad mofatich mcha 3and talamid dial wahad l9ism o howa gol lihom ch7al 60 + 60 galih wahad kasoul 140 safi fach khraj mofatich howa o mo3alim galih mofatich makat9arihom walo omcha mofatich ohowa dkhal mo3alim 3and dak tilmid kasoul o howa y gol lih ch7al 60 + 60 o howa ygoul lih 120 ohowa ygol lih mo3alim 3lach golty lmofatich 140 ohowa ygol lih tilmid hit machi mn clien
chli7a che3lat 3endou l3afia felhanouta...bipa 3la bombia...ohma ssiftouhh lih sms FESHHHHHHHHH...